May 2013
sexualbread:
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
i-have-the-d:
montypythonsflyingsurplus:
kinkjolras:
blindterezi:
sassyterrorist2:
Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
I don’t think I’m ever going to stop laughing
koishy:
one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house
cheerupsmelly:
i wish i had freckles they’re so cute omg
fetusich:
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
illkim:
A homosexual version of The Birds & the Bees titled “The Triceratops and The Tricerabottoms”
emojied:
do you have that one person in your school who has a last name full of jumbled letters
doingtimeasacapsicle:
teapayne:
I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown
calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
catswithbenefits:
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous (via sadexistences)
niiglet:
i skipped that part in puberty where i get pretty and hot
multipack:
pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
whorville:
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
babyferaligator:
hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
andrewhussiesbosom:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
touchmykittykat:
Are you picturing me naked? ⚪ yes ⚪ no 🔘 bitch i might be
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
maths-sucks:
h0odrich:
someone was just born
I hope they’re hot
